Thursday, April 28, 2005

just some weird links

Brought to you by Llana. This is pretty cool. Amazingly difficult at first. I scored a whopping 38%. Followed by 50%, 70%, 86%, 100%.
http://www.njagyouth.org/colortest.swf


Jesus Dress up
http://www.jesusdressup.com/index.html


A funny mac related job posting a Customer Support Analyst

"Is a consistent witness for Jesus Christ; maintains a courteous, Christ-like attitude in dealing with people within and outside of Focus; adheres to the Standard of Moral Conduct and Statement of Faith; upholds Focus on the Family's ministry in prayer. Demonstrates behaviors aligned with FOF core values...."
http://www.family.org/welcome/employ/manageprof/a0036105.cfm


WEEE MAN, a really strange statue
http://www.weeeman.org/html/impact/about.html

Monday, April 25, 2005

the motley of links

IRC quote of the day
"Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders."



Is that an 800lbs bologna in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"(CNN) -- Federal agents found and destroyed 845 pounds of bologna and 100 pounds of cheese someone smuggled into the United States from Mexico, the Department of Homeland Security said Monday."
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/25/smuggled.bologna/index.html



Try to tell if the images are fake or real. Kinda fun.
http://www.alias.com/eng/etc/fakeorfoto/quiz.html


Toss in a couple of funny pictures
http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=135816
http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=136113


OMG, its TURN-OFF-TV-WEEK!
http://www.tvturnoff.org/index.htm

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

links more on the humorous side

Not quite the humor of the momma duck picture, but it'll do. :)

140 reindeer chased off cliff
"Sami reindeer herders in northern Sweden found about 140 of their prized animals dead in a bloody heap after the herd apparently was chased off a 700-meter (2,300-foot) high cliff by a predator, a Sami spokesman said Tuesday."
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/19/sweden.reindeer.ap/index.html



Strangely funny picture for a variety of reasons
http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/livestock~04-20-05-carl.jpg
http://zeeb.at/oops/A6_bad_eject2.jpg
http://zeeb.at/oops/DamnGoodTrailerHitch.jpg
http://zeeb.at/oops/DontLook.jpg
http://zeeb.at/oops/Loose1.jpg
http://zeeb.at/oops/yeah_its_a_woman.jpg
http://zeeb.at/oops/WomenLiveLonger1.jpg



If it tastes good, what a concept!
Beer + Caffiene = Dunk & Wired! Sweeeeeet!

B-to-the-E (BE)
http://www.anheuser-busch.com/news/BtoE_100404.htm



Long winded, but funny as hell if your interested

Legal Threat: "THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR and CHRIS LEWIS"
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2790



Educated guesses at the new Pope's name. And he got it right!
I wonder how much traffic he is instantly getting.
http://www.benedictxvi.com/

Monday, April 18, 2005

a lil bit of everything links

This is one of the many reasons I believe we have Bush as our president. Look at what people are "actually" most interested in.

"While many may deem the presidential election and the conflict in Iraq the most important stories of 2004, that does not necessarily make them the most popular."
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/17/yir.offbeat/index.html



The last sentence in the article makes the read worth it.

"Authorities are not sure of the motive for the crime. Court documents said the suspect allegedly talked of using the man's head as a "bong," a pipe for smoking marijuana."
http://www.timesargus.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050414/NEWS/504140331/1003/NEWS02



Even the Ultimate Warrior is politically active

Ultimate Warrior Speech Turns Into Near Riot
"Statements that really got the crowd upset were when Warrior said "queering don't make the world work" and told an Iranian girl to "get a towel." Warrior also admitted that he used steroids while in wrestling."
http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/newsboard.php?news_id=11466



Not Funny, Not Humorous, Not Weird, Just Informative

Just Say 'No' to Police Searches
http://www.flexyourrights.com/index.html



Really cool optical illusion

Motion Induced Blindness
http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/mot_mib/index.html



I knew those french bread buying freak were dangerous!

!!! BREAD IS DANGEROUS !!!
"More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users."
http://www.eskimo.com/~spban/bread.html



Today we have a new Pope (BENEDICT XVI)
http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/benedict_xvi/elezione/biografia_en.html

Thursday, April 14, 2005

no hot chick links

Ok, so he's a good RC helicopter pilot. But the important thing is, now I really want one of those things!
http://www.helifreak.com/Kyle05Apr_inset.wmv



Some humorous Bush bashing dubbing
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/106/



AHAHAHA!
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/182/

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

potpourri linkshttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif

Your having a really bad day when your killed by someone you didn't know was living in your closet.
http://www.wkrn.com/Global/story.asp?S=3197532&nav=1ugBYYME


Wis. Considers Legalizing Cat Hunting. Nuff said.
http://staging.hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/K/KILLING_WILD_CATS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2005-04-12-08-07-41


I really don't know how to describe whats going on here.
http://www.beautifulagony.com


Shake your face, take a picture
http://www.shakeskin.com/Shakeskin/Gallery/Shaken/


Clothing for those bleeding heart liberals
http://www.factshirt.com/


Confess your sins online!
http://agep.home.netcom.com/confession.html

Friday, April 08, 2005

yahoo news and image links

Until I read the picture description, I wasn't quite sure what I was looking at.

"In this image released by the U.S. Border Patrol shows the legs of a five-year-old girl inside a party pinata"
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/050404/480/la80104041405&e=8



This one I understood what I was looking at right away, I just didn't want to.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050405/photos_od_afp/050405042616_54vym0v0_photo0&e=8&ncid=



Even seals don't like darkies.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050404/photos_od_afp/050404143947_496e6cd9_photo0&e=12&ncid=


for some reason, this sign is just weird to me.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/050405/photos_pl_afp/050405230015_6k38i9r3_photo0&e=4



I for one didn't see this one coming.

"German supermodel Heidi Klum and British-born singer Seal are set to marry this summer"
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1541&e=7&u=/afp/afplifestylegermanybritainpeople

Monday, April 04, 2005

another set of links

They can have my PIN, they can't have my finger.

Malaysia car thieves steal finger
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4396831.stm



I guess the dog didn't tap out in time. :)

Man kills pit bull with bare hands
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/NEWSV5/storyV5PITBULL0323W.htm



I bet she traces...

Akiane
http://artakiane.com/home.htm